epic-humor: carlyreajepson: sofalcondone: I’m naked what’s up definitely not anyone’s dick
yagazieemezi: ‘Stop being overdramatic,’ they say. ‘I dont know what you mean,’ I say as I descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist.
majortvjunkie: taking selfies of your face with the flash on is the #1 way to destroy confidence
clever-one-word-url: GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. GUYS MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
melodyquill: the-strider-strudel: dreamofserenity626: nooby-banana: you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y YOU CAN WALK DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY DIAGONALLY D I A G O N A L L ...
candlebud: cuntused: candlebud: people that wish dragons were real are you sure ARE YOU POSITIVE The last one is fake. It’s deathwing from wow. sorry guys you caught me. all of the other pictures are real dragons
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Li(f)e.: Legitimate Rape →
psychedelictictac: aseasonedplateofmurder: Rape is a product of privilege consuming our society. Who benefits the most from privilege?? White cis heterosexual males. Therefore they are the only true people who can carry out a legitimate rape, but only over a less privilege person…. Am I being trolled?
secretlymisha: as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
wolfking1378: Fax me butt pics
7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
12th grade me: bruh